NSman

Shocked. But that's not it. I saw one of the comments made about how it led to this situation:

DURING ENLISTMENT DAY: 

He was probably hugging his maid, crying and refusing to let go of his maid. 

AH BOY: I don't want to go!!!

MAID (putting his hands around soldier's head): You must go Ah-Boy...Must go!!...Dun cry

(Maid takes out a tissue paper and wipes Ah Boy's tears. Ah Boy shakes his head furiously and sobs angrily.)

AH BOY: I dun want to go! I dun want to go! I dun like army! Tell mummy and daddy I dun want to go! 

MAID: Ah Boy! Cannot say like that. 2 years only. Saturday, Sunday you come back I take you go playground wan-wan. I bring you go arcade. Can?

(Ah Boy clings on to his maid)

AH BOY: But I dunno how to be soldier. They sure scold one. They very fierce. You can come with me. The food here not nice. 

MAID: Ah Boy, cannot like that...

(Ah Boy is pleading)

AH BOY: Why cannot? last time go school also u follow me wad!

(Maid takes out a lollipop from bag and gives it to Ah Boy)

MAID: Na Ah Boy! Saturday Sunday I will come fetch you. I will carry your bag pack for you okay. 

AH BOY (glow on face): Promise?

MAID (smiling): Yes, I promise.

(Ah Boy is going away. Final hug)

MAID: Don't anyhow shi-shi in your pants hor! Go toilet and shi-shi. At night before you go sleep, on torchlight and put under your bed then later monster won't come okay. When you throw grenade, don't say, "Pikachu I choose you." Don't anyhow point gun at your friends because wait later they die. If you want to point, see inside have no bullet. Then point hor!" 

AH BOY (grinning): Oh ya hor! Army got gun right? I can play gun liao!

MAID: Yes Ah Boy! Ah Boy going to be soldier!!! My Ah Boy will be a soldier!!!!